I'm not good at this kind of thing, as you will see below, but in the interests of stimulating ideas..

"Motorhome and Pickup - 2 for the price of one"

"Trucks that go camping, Campers that go trucking"

"Pickup a Motorhome"

OK, I warned you!

I find the American 'bug-out' obsession a bit strange.

The area is fine for me, and fairly central for most folks I'd guess. A pub within walking distance would be a bonus.

I changed to LED for the same reasons - I got these cylindrical G4s from Amazon and they seems to work fine and plenty bright enough, though they haven't had a lot of use yet.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00B ... UTF8&psc=1