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I weigh my self each morning using the kitchen scales, they can't weigh me in one go cos they don't go high enough, so, I weigh each leg with the other tied to the shower curtain, then I weigh the other leg, again, with the other leg tied to the shower curtain, I then add the two together and devide by my age - turns out, I've a BMI of 96 and weigh 22 stones 4lds and I'm officially a fat bastard

Meki wrote: I weigh my self each morning using the kitchen scales, they can't weigh me in one go cos they don't go high enough, so, I weigh each leg with the other tied to the shower curtain, then I weigh the other leg, again, with the other leg tied to the shower curtain, I then add the two together and devide by my age - turns out, I've a BMI of 96 and weigh 22 stones 4lds and I'm officially a fat bastard

crikey, is that safe is it possible to just buy another set for the other leg

Try weighing yourself again with tongue-in-cheek