Demountable camper group

Are you leaving it to patrol the grass over weekend?
Can it be trusted to do that, if it needs constant supervision of its human handler then it becomes just a toy,
Are the neighbours envious.

Have you anthromorphised it with a name?

We could have a poll if you like,
I'll start us off with
'spangle'

There that's a nice name

It can be left unattended but its programed not to come out on Saturdays and Sundays as we are normally about.

Its normal schedule is Mon, Wed and Fridays. unless its rain sensor tells it to stay in then it comes out on the next dry period.

IF you'd sprung for the apple i-mow
It would have done so much more though,


Access i-tunes and selected a subservient backing track to play whilst it did your evil bidding plus it would have been intuitive and sensed when you were Drunk/agitated/tired & emotional and mowed only when you were away.

I suppose you could always hackwhat you_brung and dupicate these traits synthetically

You didn't buy Chinese did you!