Demountable camper group

In idle moments its fun to go through kickstarter in search of things that haven't quite made the betterware catalogue my eye is drawn to this

this gem

might be 'light sabre' thats putting off investors, either way its not happening at the moment

I selected three items from their prospective next-big-thing list

A beach sunshade/drill/USB charger & PV battery pack (portable) for your phone

(unfortunately the Chinese seem to have beaten them to the market with this one) as I bought one on-line just last week,

so its back to drawing board on that one,

we don't get a betterware catalogue through the door these days, probably because I never ordered from it

Not possible to power microvave in beams from any battery I know, and anyway imagine the fun people would have with a pair of those !

laser pointers do enough damage even at that power

What could possibly go wrong??

Little Timmys hamster could be in for a rough time